Preamble for my Country

For are realiens of this time, we hereby give you the rights of a human of the year 2008 plus more. For we all say that we should all have equal rights, therefore we have transmitted this new constitution to ensure the happiness of the country. Whether we are the last few humans, realiens, A.W.S.G., or nano bugs, the people of this country say we should all be able to eat as much as we want all the time, all have different forms of fighting but still be good friends, all own a hover car and/or a hover scooar no matter our age, weath, or ablity to eat as much as the kind devil's queen.